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Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:53

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I have a reading level above third grade

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t cotton to rapists

How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I actually pay taxes

Why do girls not like some guys at the university?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

There’s another leak on the ISS, but NASA is not saying much about it - Ars Technica

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t buy bullshit

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

The Apartment Glut Is Ending and Demand Is Rising. Rents Are Headed Up, Too. - Barron's

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Why don't bats get cancer? Researchers discover protection from genes and strong immune systems - Phys.org

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I see through liars

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

How do I seduce a maid for sex?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

When trump, musk, Putin and vance are gone how difficult will it be to undo all the damage they’ve done?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

CVS closing 271 stores, including 3 locations in Upstate NY - Syracuse.com

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I can read

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I can count

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes